I\’m jus\’ sayin\’

December 18, 2008

Puzzled

Filed under: Uncategorized — Bwandungi @ 4:35 am
Well the weather outside is frightful... and there is no fire in here.

Well the weather outside is frightful... and there is no fire in here.

I don’t understand why

  1. Guys think that simply because I’m open to talking about their sexual issues, somehow I’m interested in sharing my porn. GET YOUR OWN!
  2. Receptionists treat people badly. Do they really think that one day they’ll not be sitting opposite me in MY conference room at MY table? And then what?
  3. Why people don’t realize that those cleavages you see, boobs all packed together like that, are indicative of SAGGY BOOBS. So what if mine hate each other and are 5 fingers apart (and growing futher and further apart)?
  4. Why people keep fish and yet don’t cover the tank to protect the water from dust, keep algae eating fish without providing it, keep the water so low that when the poor fish is trying to get to the next rock it tears it’s fin!
  5. Why swollen sagging lips have become more prevalent on the screen with people aching for Angelina Jolie lips! Do the bottom one as well! Even them out! Sheesh! Can you imagine kissing those saggy things… ugh!
  6. Why people let their dogs pee in perfectly good snowman making snow!

I’m just wondering.

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4 Comments »

  1. yeah me too am wondering. but stay away from dissing angelina’s lips, they rock

    i hate all receptionists, except one

    Comment by The Emrys — December 18, 2008 @ 6:54 am | Reply

  2. 1. *ahem
    2. LOL. Receptionists are a species on their own. In marketing, they call them gate-keepers.
    3. For real? They’re saggy boobs???
    4. Ummm… I beg your pardon?
    5. Actually, yeah…
    6. Never seen snow. Yes, I know.

    Comment by Solomon King — December 18, 2008 @ 8:46 am | Reply

  3. Hehehe. I have the Angelina Jolie lips naturally … 🙂 And then some.

    Comment by The 27th Comrade — December 18, 2008 @ 12:27 pm | Reply

  4. 1.Show me yos and I’ll show you mine..What happened to that simple rule?
    2.Apparently, receptionists don’t believe in Karma
    3.Tht’s the stuff at least the point in one direction showing focus.
    4.??????
    5.It’s a guy thing, you’d never understand it.
    6.What about?

    Comment by Emi's — December 20, 2008 @ 7:04 am | Reply


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